The 10 Biggest Challenges of Having a Newborn in Summer

1. Keeping Their Room Cool

The Gro-Egg is furious. At this point, we wouldn’t be surprised if it started to emit steam and whistle like an old-fashioned kettle. We’ve considered investing in a Dyson fan, but we’ve not wasted £500 on something we’d only use for 5 days of the year since those heels we bought shortly before getting pregnant.

2. Enjoying the Sun

The advice is to keep babies out of the sun, which is pretty bloody impossible unless you adopt the nocturnal habits of a hamster. Cue: 11 different orders for pram fans, shaded paddling pools, tents and a snooze shade – which btw feel like the inside of a balmy tent at V-Festival.

3. Heat Rash

Oh good, another random skin affliction for us to panic about.

4. Their Hats Never Stay On

They can’t hold their head up properly, but they can quite adequately swat off a bucket hat off within 3 seconds of you putting it on.

5. You Won’t Sleep

The Good News: Hot weather actually knocks kids out, so chances are they might actually sleep longer than usual.
The Bad News: You’ll be waking up every 45 minutes to check they’re not too hot/cold/sweaty/dehydrated.

6. Babies and The Beach Do Not Mix

Pre-baby, you spent afternoons at the beach reading trashy novels and working on your tan. These days, you find yourself constantly shouting ‘DON’T PUT THE SAND IN YOUR MOUTH’ and adjusting the UV tent to track the path of the sun like a human sun dial.

7. Bedtime Is a Minefield

Sleeping bag or no sleeping bag? Blankie or no blankie? Sleepsuit or vest?
Damn it where’s that picture ‘Knows everything Nancy’ sent last month of the NCT group? *Scrolls back 2323534 messages.

8. Driving in the Car is Stressful

No matter which direction you’re driving in, you can guarantee the sun is piercing through the back seat window like a kid frying an ant with a magnifying glass.
Meanwhile you’re cursing the fact you keep forgetting to buy a car window shade, even though 25 Amazon parcels arrive at your house daily.

9. Hydration Is Key

Except they can’t have water. Or is it just bottled water? And how bloody difficult is it to cool boiled water when it’s hotter than the sun?

10. Breastfeeding Takes on a Whole New Level of Fun

If the heat of a small human on your body for 45 minutes doesn’t make you pass out. There’s a minor concern we might drown them in our under-boob sweat.
*Sitting in front of a fan to feed is the only option.

How To Make Travelling With Kids Easier

It sure is a challenge! But these products make travelling with feral humans a bit more bearable.

The Best Tips for Travelling With a Baby or Toddler

  1. Drip feed them toys
    Apply a Montessori attitude to toy handouts and activities rather than giving them all in one go. And choose more significant items that aren’t a nightmare to find if they’re dropped. Slide or flap books are great for babies and toddlers. Larger cubed blocks are ok, but don’t take too many. Mess-free- drawing like an Etch-A-Sketch or Crayola Mess-Free packs are great. And spinnys that you can stick to windows and seats will entertain them for longer than you’d think.

  2. Get a Babyzen Yoyo
    There’s a reason why airports are filled with them! Not only can you carry them on your shoulder with a handy strap, but you can take them right up to the plane and on it if there’s space.
  3. Book a Baby Bassinet for Long Flights
    One to sort as soon as you’ve booked your tickets as there’s a limited amount on each plane. But if you can get one, it will save you a lot of hassle. It’s worth checking the measurements as they differ between airlines, and larger babies may need a toddler bassinet.
  4. Take Some Pre-Made Milks
    If they’re not breastfed but still have milk, a few pre-made bottles can relieve the stress of waiting for an air hostess to provide hot water. Plus, many children will drink it at room temperature, making it so easy. And because it’s classified as baby food, you can it through security. *Pack some for your suitcase too, so things are easier when you arrive.
  5. Reduce Sugar in Snacks
    Try to pack as many low/no-sugar snacks as possible. The worst thing you can do to an active toddler who’s trapped on a plane is to fill it with energy-inducing sugar. Look for veggie sticks, cheese dips, and cucumber and save the sweet treats for the end of your flight or if you need to bribe them to sit down.
  6. Take Spare Clothes, for Yourself!
    They will likely cover themselves in something; we’re prepared for that. But it is more likely that they will cover you, so pack a spare dress that you can switch to after landing.
  7. Choose Your Flight Times Wisely
    Repeat after us: “Never will i ever fly at Witching Hour”.
    Sorry if you’re already booked but if you haven’t then try to fly in the morning, but not so early that everyone is exhausted from getting up even earlier than usual. Try to time it with a regular wake-up. So, when you’re flying around 10/11ish, you can give them an early lunch, and hopefully, they’ll sleep afterwards on the plane.

The Products That Will Make Flying With Toddlers and Babies Easier

Camelbak are by far the best bottles we’ve tried. They’re expensive but they last the test of time and create zero spills even if they’re thrown on the floor or tipped upside down.

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10 Tedious Things About Parenting

We love our children, but being a parent is annoying sometimes—especially when we’ve only slept for three hours.

The Cleaning is Relentless (and gets you nowhere)

From scrubbing hard cereal because someone forgot to wipe it (no names). To sterilising bottles for the 367th time.
Our standards are lowered, and the house is now spotless for only 4.5 seconds after the cleaner has been.
*Or when our MIL comes around.

They Don’t Like Bluey as Much as We Do

Screentime can be essential for getting sh*t done. But there comes a point when children realise they can choose. And then it’s ‘See ya Ben & Holly!’ and ‘Hello bizarre brain-mushing ASMR videos’… and the grating sound of Blippee.

They’ll Be Sick in the Night and Fine in the Morning

If you’re not awake trying to calm or Calpol them, then you’re in a state of insomnia, worrying that they’re dying in their room.
Cue morning. You rush in, and yep, they’re completely fine.
If anything, they’ve got more energy than ever.
We’re grateful and everything. But. What. The. Actual.

The Playground is Only Fun for Five Minutes

Hanging around swings was way more fun when we were 15, and vodka was involved.
At least for a few more years (or months – gulp!), they’ll believe us that it’s closed.

Being Awake in the Middle of the Night Is a Thing

We thought we’d be good at being up all night with all the practice we had. However, it appears feeding or dealing with a tiny crying human can feel pretty tedious. Especially with a very snorey co-parent next to you.

You Need to Watch Them

If they’re not at the stage of asking you to watch them (which is SO fun btw). Then, you have to make sure you keep an eye on them at all times. And when you don’t, they’ll either injure themselves or cause more mess than you can actually physically imagine.

You Make All the Meals – That No One Eats!

You slave for hours making a homemade fish pie that they throw on the floor, only to end up feeding them a banana, a yoghurt or a bit of toast.

Crouching Next to Them Waiting for a Poo

Ahh, toilet training. Aka: You and a cold bathroom floor, waiting for the plop.

You Now Have SO Many Appointments

From the person who hasn’t managed to book a dental or eye appointment in 8 years. You’re now in charge of scheduling and booking 37 appointments a year.
And don’t forget that bloody red book!!!

You’ve (Without Consent) Been Appointed Chief Restocker

“Are there any nappies upstairs?” “Where are the wipes?” “Those shoes look a bit small!”
Yep! Even though you’re spending every waking (and non-waking) hour looking after an unreasonable human that you grew.
Everyone from your MIL to your partner thinks you’re really messing up if the nappy caddy isn’t in order.
You know where the shop is people. Off you trot!

Our Favourite Homemade Ice Lolly Recipes

Upping their 5-a-day intake without a fight.

Fruit & Veg Ice Lollies
Fruit & Veg Ice Lollies

These zero-sugar fruit and veggie lollies are delicious and not just a healthy treat but they’re also great for soothing sore gums if your little one is teething.

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Avocado & Chocolate Ice Lollies
Avocado & Chocolate Ice Lollies

Lollies that taste and look yummy but are still full of goodness.

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Mango Gelato Lollies
Mango Gelato Lollies

One that’s great for your gut and takes no time at all.

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Raspberry Pina Colada Kid Pops
Raspberry Pina Colada Kid Pops

Moreish raspberry Piña colada ice pops that are so quick to whip together.

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10 Things To Know About Having A Toddler

They are Insane

From wearing a Christmas jumper in 41 degree sun to throwing a fit because you’ve given them the wrong spoon. It’s official – those tiny-dictators are entirely unhinged.

You Now Share Everything

Everything! Including meals that are identical to theirs. Sat directly next to theirs. But on your plate.

Sometimes Their Voice Grates On Your Soul

Of course, there is also no sweeter sound. But have you ever been asked to go swimming 450,000 times in the space of 3 hours? *Top tip: do not mention ANY activity until 15 minutes before said activity. Trust us.

Letting Them into The Bathroom With You Does Nothing For Self Esteem

From wondering why each month you’re putting a sweetie up your bum. (*FYI, we’re not). To asking where your willy is? And if they can see your poo?!

**The toilet is no longer a safe space.

They Lose Everything and Blame You

The meltdowns that follow the loss of items are next level. From those new rainbow sunglasses to the favourite new toy they insisted on taking into nursery (and losing!). It will always be YOUR problem. If you haven’t already. NEVER introduce marbles into your home. They will lose them, and you will lose yours.

When They Go Quiet- Worry!

They’re either drawing on the walls, covering themselves in Sudocrem, climbing something unstable, or sh*tting on the sofa. *Never trust the silence.

They Wake Up Really Early

We’ve bought the sleep clocks and blackout blinds and thinking about stairgating their bedroom door.

Their Innocence Is The Best Thing Ever

They will say the best things at the hardest of times. It will bring a smile to everyones face. They’re bloody hard work, but you will miss this crazy time.

They Complete The Day By 9AM

Play-Doh, drawing, dress up, 400 snacks, that craft set you thought would last the day, every episode of Peppa sodding Pig. All before the postman comes.

Their Magazines Will Bankrupt You

Sure, they might take the edge off for 5 minutes but they are expensive and NOT worth it. We regret the day we introduced them / Grandma did.

The Best Energy Boosting Foods and Drinks

When you’ve experienced monumental sugar crashes that result in meltdowns, you know it’s a bad idea to give kids too many sugary treats – especially when they’re tired!
But why don’t we apply the same rule to ourselves?

Why Do I Crave Sugar When I’m Tired?

Cravings for chocolate, biscuits or cake usually come during an energy slump or when we feel low and want comfort as they’re an instant and accessible source of energy. And while, in the short term, that can be helpful, if you have too much sugar, your body will experience a huge high that is followed by a low. And this causes you to feel more tired and stressed.   While we’re not suggesting that we all avoid sweet treats entirely! A healthy diet that minimises sugar can really help prevent sugar highs and lows, mood swings and further cravings. Here are some tips that have helped us with regulating our energy levels.

Stay Hydrated…

One of the easiest ways to increase energy levels is to drink more water.
A lack of fluids causes your heart to work harder as it pumps oxygen throughout your body. This expended energy can make you feel tired, sluggish, and less focused.
Struggle to drink lots of H20? Why not switch a glass or two to coconut water? We love Vita Coco, which is packed with natural electrolytes and essential nutrients and can be drunk on its own or added to smoothies.

The Best Ways to Regulate Energy Levels

Check Your Iron Levels
Check Your Iron Levels

Low iron levels can often make you feel fatigued, and a lot of women experience this during their period. Most new mums are tired all the time, but if you think there’s more to it than a broken sleep, speak to your doctor and ask them to check your levels. If you already know you have low iron levels, then taking a supplement (especially around your period) can help boost energy levels and fight fatigue.

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Start Your Day the Right Way

Having a bowl of healthy granola or muesli is a great way to start the day, as the seeds and nuts are a great source of omega-3s, and the oats provide a slow release of energy. You can also top it with fresh fruit and a touch of honey if you want an even sweeter bowl.

Make Your Own Muesli
Make Your Own Muesli

When we can be bothered to do it, we never regret making our own muesli. It’s also an activity that toddlers love to help you prep. And it doesn’t create that much mess. It’s so easy to do, and all that’s required is a big mix of your favourite nuts, oats, cinnamon, and coconut oil. And then any extras once it’s baked, like dried cranberries, desiccated coconut and a drizzle of honey.

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Sip a Wide-Awake Smoothie

Rich in Vitamin C and fibre, this is an excellent drink to pair with iron-rich foods as Vitamin C aids absorption, while walnuts and avocado deliver protein and healthy fats to balance things out. The oats and nuts also slow down the absorption of sugar from the fruit, and cinnamon is known to reduce sugar cravings.

Ingredients...
Ingredients…

1 Mango
¼ Avocado
1 Tablespoon of Oats
6 Walnuts
250ml of your chosen milk

Meals That Balance Your Energy Levels

Mediterranean Baked Salmon
Mediterranean Baked Salmon

Salmon is a rich source of multiple B vitamins, which play essential roles in releasing and transferring energy between cells in the body. It’s also good for brain function, which is helpful if you have the post-birth fuzz.

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Iron-Rich Steak Salad
Iron-Rich Steak Salad

Swap sluggish baguettes for this delicious salad with juicy steak strips rich in protein, iron, vitamins, and flavour.

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Make This Energy Boosting Snack

Walnut Blueberry Energy Bites
Walnut Blueberry Energy Bites

Plant-based walnut blueberry energy bites are the perfect snack to keep on hand. They’re filled with healthy fats and fibre to fuel you throughout your day.

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10 Parenting Moments That Leave Us Seething With Rage

We used to think we were pretty chill; then we had a baby. The Mum rage is real people, and we can’t blame it all on postpartum hormones…

When Someone Parks in Parent & Child Who Isn’t a Parent and Does Not Have a Child

We endured 9 months of pregnancy and ripped our lady bits in two to earn this parenting perk; and we’ll be damned if a spotty teenager in a sodding Vauxhall Corsa gets to enjoy those 2 extra feet of door-opening space.

When Another Kid Hits Your Kid

Your voice might be saying: ‘Oh don’t worry, they all do it, he gives as good as he gets!’ but your brain is thinking ‘you stay away from my baby you little shit’.

When Your Toddler Waves At Someone And They Don’t Wave Back

Who hurt you?! How could you resist the greeting of my adorable baby’s chubby little hand?!

When People Get Your Baby’s Gender Wrong

A pink dress and a giant bow isn’t enough of a clue for you people?! How about the blanket with her name on it or the sippy cup that says ‘Mummy’s Little Princess?’ NO? REALLY?!

When Your Baby Hurts You

For someone who can barely hold a spoon, toddlers can’t half pack a powerful punch. When they’re not cutting their teeth on your nipples or they’re ripping chunks out of your already-balding-postpartum-head.

When Your Mother in Law Favours The Other Grandchildren

We know it’s probably us being totally irrational, entirely unreasonable etc etc, but is it too much to ask that everyone in the whole world thinks our child is the most special human being on the entire planet?

When Strangers Touch Your Newborn

We have no idea who you are, or where your probably filthy germ-infested hands have been, but back the hell off and STEP AWAY FROM THE BABY.

When Older Kids Won’t Give Your Kid a Turn

Ever stared out a 10-year-old because they wouldn’t get their skinny little bottom off the baby swing? We have, and we have absolutely zero shame.

When Someone Judges You For Feeding Your Baby

Oh hey there! These are breasts! 50% of the population have them! We haven’t whacked them out for shits and giggles, we actually require them to keep our tiny human alive. Move along people.

When Someone Comments On Your Baby Body

‘You’re so big! When are you due?’
The kids in pre-school Karen, go mind your goddamn business!

Reviewed By Us: The Wander Bag by Wandertooties 

Reviewed by: TMC Dubai Co-Owner & Host, Jessy Griffiths

Pro IconPros

Light and compact

Easy to take with you

Hangs on the back of the buggy

Con IconCons

Limited colours are available

What is it?

A compact on-the-go changing station in a bag. It has different compartments to keep the changing essentials, nappies, wipes and cream. It’s easy to wipe down and has a waterproof coating.

Overall Thoughts…

“I think this is such a game changer. It provides a sanitary space to change my baby when I’m out and about. (*We all know what public changing stations are like!) It also means you can have everything you need to change your child in one lightweight, compact bag. My partner also prefers it to our larger baby bag.”

Is it Good Value?

“Yes, it can save you the cost of not buying a larger bag. It’s super easy to use, folds out in a second, and is easy to fold back up with Velcro tabs to keep it together and compact. I would happily pay for it again.”

Would You Recommend It?

“Yes, I love it. It means I don’t need to carry a huge baby bag when I go out, and it also hangs easily on the back of my pram. Plus, as it fits into almost every handbag I have, it means I can choose any bag I like, and my child also has everything they need.”

Where Can I Buy It?

20% off a Wanderbag
20% off a Wanderbag

Wandertooties has given us a generous 20% off their stylish and lifesaving changing bag. Click the link below and your discount will be automatically applied at checkout.

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Spring Burrata Salad

Burrata is never not a good idea…

Ingredients…

1/2 lb fresh burrata
1/2 lb cantaloupe, sliced into crescents
1/4 lb prosciutto
2 heirloom tomatoes, thinly sliced into rounds
a few fresh figs halved or peach slices
handful fresh basil, roughly torn
extra virgin olive oil
balsamic vinegar
sea salt
cracked black pepper

Method…

1. Place the burrata rounds on the platter, either just one in the center or around the platter depending how many rounds you have.

2. Wrap each wedge on the melon in the center with a strip of the prosciutto.

3. Alternate layering the tomato slices and cantaloupe slices around the burrata.

4. Tuck in the figs or peach slices in the remaining gaps.

5. Sprinkle fresh basil over the top.

6. Add a good glug of extra virgin olive oil and a splattering of balsamic vinegar.

7. Season with a pinch of sea salt and cracked black pepper.

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The Outdoor Table
The Outdoor Table

“Perfect for anyone who is searching for innovative hosting ideas, is a fan of fresco dining, or has an open-air space that is ideal for outside fun, The Outdoor Table gives you the tools to take your get-togethers from mundane to fabulous.”

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The Best Stretches to Ease Back Pain

Constantly feeding? Or your toddler is allergic to walking? This wiil help…

If You Have 10 Minutes…

Release tension in your upper, middle and lower back by doing 10 minutes of stretches, which are designed to help you reduce tension, and gain more relaxation and body awareness.

If You Have 20 Minutes…

Ok, 23! But this 23-minute yoga session is specifically designed for the upper back and will really help with the effects of daily life that contribute to upper backaches, pain, and tightness.

If You Have 35 Minutes…

When you have a little more time on your hands this 35 minute pilates routine will not only strengthen your back and work your core to keep your back healthy but it helps with posture too, which really takes a hit when you have a baby.